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[00:00.000] 作词 : George Clinton/Walter/Bootsy Collins/E. Humphrey/G. Jacobs
[00:00.410] 作曲 : George Clinton/Walter/Bootsy Collins/E. Humphrey/G. Jacobs
[00:00.821]The Humpty Dance （LP Version）-Digital Underground
[00:11.36]All right stop whatcha doin''cause I'm about to ruin
[00:13.656]The image and the style that ya used to
[00:15.526]I look funny but yo I'm makin'money see
[00:18.406]So yo world I hope you're ready for me
[00:20.266]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
[00:22.766]And my sound's laid down by the Underground
[00:25.111]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
[00:27.421]So just let me introduce myself
[00:29.541]My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty
[00:32.411]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee
[00:35.700]And all the rappers in the top ten
[00:36.951]Please allow me to bump thee
[00:38.831]I'm steppin'tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
[00:41.571]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
[00:43.881]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky
[00:46.71]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
[00:48.251]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack
[00:51.501]But sometimes I get ridiculous
[00:53.121]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
[00:55.121]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish
[00:57.861]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny
[01:00.541]It never stopped me from gettin'busy
[01:02.101]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom
[01:04.541]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
[01:07.121]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
[01:09.631]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
[01:11.691]I'm still gettin'in the girls'pants
[01:13.821]And I even got my own dance
[01:15.931]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[01:19.811]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
[01:25.481]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[01:30.911]Do ya know what I'm doin'doin'the Humpty Hump
[01:35.601]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[01:38.841]People say Humpty you're really funny lookin'
[01:41.841]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
[01:44.91]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me
[01:47.91]But ya can't get near me
[01:48.831]I give 'em more see and on the floor B
[01:51.321]All the girls they adore me
[01:52.821]Oh yes ladies I'm really bein'sincere
[01:55.321]'Cause in a 69my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
[01:57.301]My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed
[02:00.291]Big like a pickle I'm still gettin'paid
[02:02.361]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge
[02:04.721]Both how I'm livin'and my nose is large
[02:06.911]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid
[02:09.401]I use a word that don't mean nothin'like looptid
[02:11.271]I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it
[02:14.271]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
[02:16.771]Also told ya that I like to bite
[02:18.581]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write
[02:21.191]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
[02:23.491]And now I'm gonna do my dance
[02:25.111]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[02:29.291]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
[02:34.471]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[02:39.961]Do ya know what I'm doin'doin'the Humpty Hump
[02:45.511]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[02:50.321]Oh yeah that's the break y'all
[02:52.61]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
[02:58.391]Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
[03:02.31]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
[03:04.211]It's real easy to do check it out
[03:07.151]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
[03:09.771]Shakin'and twitchin'kinda like I was smokin'
[03:12.641]Crazy wack funky
[03:14.411]People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty
[03:17.151]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
[03:19.221]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
[03:21.531]Anyone can play this game
[03:23.391]This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name
[03:25.831]No two people will do it the same
[03:28.141]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
[03:30.821]Humpin'funkin'jumpin'jig around shakin'ya rump
[03:35.11]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
[03:37.871]Tell him step off I'm doin'the Hump
[03:39.331]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[03:45.431]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
[03:50.111]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[03:54.641]Do ya know what I'm doin'doin'the Humpty Hump
[03:59.571]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[04:03.191]Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[04:07.251]White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[04:12.241]Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin'the hump
[04:17.231]Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump
[04:24.991]Let's get stoopid
[04:27.561]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump
[04:31.871]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[04:37.880]Doin'the Humpty Hump
[04:41.120]Doin'the Humpty Hump
[04:45.820]Oh  yeah come on and break it down
[04:53.421]Once again the Underground is in the house
[04:56.731]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
[04:59.531]Keep on doin'the Humpty Dance and to the ladies
[05:03.211]Peace and humptiness forever