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作词 : Biz Markie/Marley Marl
作曲 : Biz Markie/Marley Marl
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
 But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
 Let me tell ya a story of my situation
 I was talkin' to this girl from the u.s. nation
 The way that i met her was on tour at a concert
 She had long hair and a short miniskirt
 I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
 I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who i met
 I whispered in her ear,
 "come to the picture booth
 So i can ask you some questions to see if
 you are a hundred proof"
 I asked her her name,she said blah-blah-blah
 She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
 I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
 I said, "how do you like the show?"
 She said, "i was very amused"
 I started throwin'bass,she started throwin'back mid-range
 But when i sprung the question,she acted kind of strange
 Then when i asked,"do ya have a man,"she tried to pretend
 She said,"no i don't, i only have a friend"
 Come on, i'm not even goin' for it
 This is what i'm goin' sing
 You,
 you got what i need
 but you say he's just a friend
 And you say he's just a friend,
 oh baby You,
 But you say he's just a friend,
 oh baby You,
 you got what i need
 But you say he's just a friend
 So i took blah-blah's word for it at this time
 I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
 'cause i have friends and that's a fact
 Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq
 Forget about that, let's go into the story
 About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
 So we started talkin', getin' familiar
 Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up
 A relationship or some undderstanding
 How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
 Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
 I had no idea i was in for a treat
 After this was established,everything was cool
 The tour was over and she went back to school
 I called every day to see how she was doin'
 Everytime that i ccalled her it seemed somethin'was brewin'
 I called her on my dime,picked up,and then i called again
 I said, "yo, who was that?"
 "oh,he's just a friend"
 Don't gimme that,
 don't ever gimme that
 Jus' bust this
 You,
 And you say he's just a friend,
 got what i need
 oh baby You
 So i came to her college on a surprise visit
 To see my girl that was so exquisite
 It was a school day, i knew she was there
 The first semester of the school year
 I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
 This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
 He told me where it was and i as on my way
 To see my baby doll, i was happy to say
 I arrrived in front of the dormitory
 Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
 They showed me where it was for the moment
 I didn't know i was in for such an event
 So i came to her room and opened the door
 Oh, snap! guess what i saw?
 A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
 I was so in shock my heart went down south
 So please listen to the message that i say
 Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend