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[00:00.453]The date started of so well (约会进展是如此顺利)
[00:04.171]Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life (夜晚开始时从未预料到会这么惊悚)
[00:08.685]She was perfect from what I could tell (她完美到我无法形容)
[00:12.140]How could I not see the danger right in front of me (我怎能没有察觉到这近在眼前的危机)
[00:16.125]My favorite food is fish (我最爱吃的是鱼)
[00:18.250]Baby, that’s my favorite too (宝贝那也是我最爱)
[00:20.109]I love cartoon dogs (我爱卡通狗狗)
[00:22.234]Baby I love Scooby-Doo (宝贝我也爱史酷比)
[00:24.624]Hey girl, what’s your favorite film? (嘿姑娘，你最喜欢哪部电影？)
[00:27.547]She said (她说)
[00:28.344]The best movie of all (史上最佳电影)
[00:30.203]A masterpiece of art called (一部杰作名为)
[00:32.328]Human Centipede (人体蜈蚣)
[00:34.188]Human Centipede (人 体 蜈 蚣)
[00:36.312]I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight (我感觉今晚我将惨遭谋杀)
[00:40.298]Human Centipede (人体蜈蚣)
[00:42.156]Not ironically (并非玩梗)
[00:44.281]She said (她说)
[00:45.075]The costume design was a highlight (它的造型设计可谓精妙绝伦)
[00:48.266]I like it for the plot (我喜欢它是因为剧情)
[00:50.125]Tell me what the plots about (跟我说说讲了啥)
[00:52.251]German doctor sews three people (德国医生 排好仨人)
[00:54.375]ASS (屁股)
[00:54.641]To (缝上)
[00:55.172]MOUTH (嘴！)
[00:55.703]COOL! (酷哦！)
[00:56.235]Human Centipede (人体蜈蚣)
[00:58.094]Please god save me (神啊求你救救我)
[01:00.219]I think that’s a (感觉这是)
[01:01.282]Red Flag (危险信号)
[01:02.344]I don’t want to (我可不想)
[01:03.141]Get Stabbed (惨遭捅刀)
[01:04.204]She said (她说)
[01:05.266]Human Centipede is a tour de force (人体蜈蚣真是惊世之作)
[01:08.188]I think (我想)
[01:09.250]Holy shit i’m gonna be the main course (完大蛋我要变成今晚主菜了)
[01:12.171]She said (她说)
[01:13.235]I admire the narrative of character growth (我很欣赏其中对角色成长的描写)
[01:16.157]I try (我试着)
[01:17.220]To get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code (靠摩斯电码眨眼来获取服务员的援助)
[01:20.141]Why are you blinking so much? (你怎么一直在眨眼？)
[01:22.266]I’ve got something in my eyes (我眼睛里进东西)
[01:24.126]Here let me get it out (来我帮你弄出来)
[01:26.251]No thank you; I don’t wanna die (不了谢谢 我还想活)
[01:28.111]Bonjour (您好)
[01:29.172]Sir was blinking at me (先生你一直在向我眨眼)
[01:30.500]Is this because your date is a freak? (是不是因为你约会对象是个大怪人？)
[01:32.360](I ❤️ Centipede) (（我❤️蜈蚣）)
[01:33.688]No (不是)
[01:34.219]Very good then (好吧那么)
[01:35.282]Bon Appétit (用餐愉快)
[01:36.610]Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag (别再躲藏于你那强行编造的愚蠢危险信号后了)
[01:40.594]To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had (仅仅是因为不敢冒险进入这段美好感情)
[01:44.579]Maybe your right and I’m looking for excuses (也许你是对的而我一直在找借口)
[01:48.563]My hearts got bruises but I’m ready to choose this love (我的心伤痕累累而我已准备好坠入爱河)
[01:52.282]You could be my world, the love of my life (你会成为我的全世界，我的一生所爱)
[01:56.267]One day we’ll get married and be husband and wife (迟早有一天我们会踏入婚姻殿堂结为夫妇)
[01:59.720]With a tasteful ceremony and a wedding of our dreams! (办一场我们梦寐以求的精致婚礼)
[02:04.235]Only if the wedding is themed: (只要婚礼主题是：)
[02:08.220]TELL ME WHAT THE THEME’S GONNA BE (告诉我会是什么主题)
[02:10.345]Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑ (人 体 蜈 蚣)
[02:12.204]Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑ (人 体 蜈 蚣)
[02:14.329]That way we could save on the catering bill (那样我们就能省下一大笔伙食费)
[02:18.050]Human Centipede (人体蜈蚣)
[02:20.173]Only one mouth to feed (一张嘴喂饱所有人)
[02:22.298]If you are the best man (如果你是伴郎)
[02:24.157]You know the deal (懂点规矩)
[02:25.751]PUCKER UP (撅嘴！)
[02:26.282]I can finally open myself up to love (我终于能够为了爱情而敞开心扉)
[02:30.267]I can finally sew a mouth to a butt (我终于能够把别人的嘴缝上屁股)
[02:34.251]Human Centipede (人 体 蜈 蚣)
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