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[00:06.870]英文： (我滴工作真无聊)
[00:06.870]I ****ing hate my job
[00:07.920]Like oh my god it ****ing sucks (干啥都没劲儿)
[00:09.780]Why can’ t I be ****ing lazy (为啥人家就能葛优躺)
[00:11.280]And make a million bucks (还有钱钱花)
[00:12.750]I know I’ve gotta make that money (一生戎马职场)
[00:14.400]Just to ****ing live (只为苟且偷生)
[00:15.690]But nobody ****ing told me this (要是小时候我爸跟我说长大这么惨)
[00:17.340]When I was a kid (我绝对复读一辈子)
[00:18.630]I do the same bullshit each day (每天工作都一个样儿)
[00:20.160]It makes me wanna cry (看到办公桌就想哭)
[00:21.600]I’ m mother ****ing tired of working (我真的坚持不下去了)
[00:23.280]I’ m not gonna lie (骗你是小狗)
[00:24.480]So if your job is ****ing not (所以我决定)
[00:26.010]What you want for your life (今儿就辞职)
[00:27.450]Then ****ing quit that shitty bitch- ass (再也不为老板的法拉利奋斗了)
[00:29.130]Goddamn9-5
[00:31.950]Hey wake up (醒醒吧)
[00:32.790]Better rush (搞快点)
[00:33.390]Your boss’ gon make a fuss (老板发火了)
[00:34.980]Forget about the (别想着)
[00:36.000]make up (化妆了)
[00:36.600]He’ s spitting every cuss (他已经开始爆粗了)
[00:38.070]“ Cause yall aint got real guts (“你们这群废物，)
[00:39.600]Just take the ****ing bus” (活该一天天只配坐公交”)
[00:41.010]While driving us all nuts (让我们死命往公司跑)
[00:42.600]He’ s just playing the RUST (然后他在办公室打游戏)
[00:43.680]“ Gimme that, gimme this (“快点把文件整好给我，)
[00:45.120]Better not ****ing miss (一个都不能少！)
[00:46.590]Move your ass, move it quick (别磨磨蹭蹭的，)
[00:48.210]Or imma put ya on the list” (不然就把你给优化掉！)
[00:49.710]Ok fine, lil bitch (行啊小崽子)
[00:51.210]I ll do all as you wish (我真被你使唤够了)
[00:52.620]And now here is my diss (现在献上一曲)
[00:54.060]As your resignation gift (作为我的辞职礼物)
[00:55.530]Cause I got a single tip: (我最近知道了一件事儿)
[00:56.970]That no matter what you do (不管你要干啥)
[00:58.380]Find the job that really fits (一定要找合适自己的工作)
[01:00.030]And the boss who’ s not a fool (而且老板不能是蠢蛋)
[01:01.402]When you are feeling really sick (如果你感觉不爽了)
[01:02.896]Do not circle in the loop (千万别忍)
[01:04.361]Talk to someone with the wit (找我这种老师傅聊聊天)
[01:05.828]Or go balling with your hood (或者去打打球)
[01:07.384]This’ a job song (不想上班之歌)
[01:08.703]For the people in the mood (献给在上班的你)
[01:09.998]This’ a job song (不想上班之歌)
[01:11.679]Cause we ain’ t their ****ing tools (献给不想做工具人的你)
[01:12.938]This’ a job song (不想上班之歌)
[01:14.349]Though we have no job to lose (献给想辞职的你)
[01:15.849]This’ a job song (不想上班之歌)
[01:18.069]Sing with me (跟姐一起唱)
[01:19.280]I ****ing hate my job (我滴工作真无聊)
[01:20.188]Like oh my god it ****ing sucks (干啥都没劲儿)
[01:21.888]Why can’t I be ****ing lazy (为啥人家就能葛优躺)
[01:23.480]And make a million bucks (还有钱钱花)
[01:24.959]I know I’ve gotta make that money (一生戎马职场)
[01:26.709]Just to ****ing live (只为苟且偷生)
[01:27.870]But nobody ****ing told me this (要是小时候我爸跟我说长大这么惨)
[01:29.388]When I was a kid (我绝对复读一辈子)
[01:30.799]I do the same bullshit each day (每天工作都一个样儿)
[01:32.349]It makes me wanna cry (看到办公桌就想哭)
[01:33.593]I’m mother ****ing tired of working (我真的坚持不下去了)
[01:35.561]I’m not gonna lie (骗你是小狗)
[01:36.790]So if your job is ****ing not (所以我决定)
[01:38.340]What you want for your life (今儿就辞职)
[01:39.578]Then ****ing quit that shitty bitch-ass (再也不为老板的法拉利奋斗了)
[01:41.209]Goddamn 9-5
[01:42.209]中文：
[01:43.718]八点半地铁口
[01:45.518]人山人海挤成狗
[01:46.688]手里揣俩窝窝头
[01:48.431]眯眼歪头靠扶手
[01:49.688]昨晚通稿赶一宿
[01:51.369]利群咖啡加红牛
[01:52.569]结果到了公司后
[01:54.040]主管没看直接否
[01:55.840]坐在工位深呼吸
[01:56.982]莫生气啊莫生气
[01:58.721]生活已经不容易
[01:59.921]和他计较又何必
[02:01.358]午休睡得很甜蜜
[02:02.828]醒来还要赶设计
[02:04.628]转头老板笑眯眯
[02:05.799]又要开会画大饼
[02:07.239]小王小黄和小李
[02:08.738]知道你们很努力
[02:10.298]但是还要加把劲
[02:12.006]咱们尽量争第一
[02:13.506]工作不为名和利
[02:14.615]是为人生的意义
[02:16.389]奖金就在这月底
[02:17.590]每人多发五百一
[02:19.060]我说谢谢你
[02:20.500]每天洗脑吹牛皮
[02:22.060]我说谢谢你
[02:23.646]把我当工作的机器
[02:24.970]我说谢谢你
[02:26.347]拿走我该有的业绩
[02:28.000]我说谢谢你
[02:30.250]老娘不干了
[02:31.538]I ****ing hate my job (我滴工作真无聊)
[02:32.330]Like oh my god it ****ing sucks (干啥都没劲儿)
[02:34.030]Why can’t I be ****ing lazy (为啥人家就能葛优躺)
[02:35.601]And make a million bucks (还有钱钱花)
[02:37.048]I know I’ve gotta make that money (一生戎马职场)
[02:38.561]Just to ****ing live (只为苟且偷生)
[02:39.970]But nobody ****ing told me this (要是小时候我爸跟我说长大这么惨)
[02:41.535]When I was a kid (我绝对复读一辈子)
[02:42.952]I do the same bullshit each day (每天工作都一个样儿)
[02:44.643]It makes me wanna cry (看到办公桌就想哭)
[02:46.000]I’m mother****ing tired of working (我真的坚持不下去了)
[02:47.752]I’m not gonna lie (骗你是小狗)
[02:48.882]So if your job is ****ing not (所以我决定)
[02:50.393]What you want for your life (今儿就辞职)
[02:51.720]Then ****ing quit that shitty bitch-ass (再也不为老板的法拉利奋斗了)
[02:53.468]Goddamn 9-5
[02:54.769]混音：百川Rebellious
[02:55.769]和声编写：百川Rebellious
[02:56.572]和声：百川Rebellious
[02:56.769]艺人统筹：解解@网易山妖工作室