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[00:00.000] 作词 : Eminem/B. Zayas Jr/M. Delgiorno/S. Hacker/D. Davis/L. Walters/D. Birks/J. Burns/J Lee/F. Shaheed/K. Nazel
[00:00.600] 作曲 : Eminem
[00:01.200] 编曲 : DVLP
[00:01.800]Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings (看好了，我原打算对你们手下留情，不至于伤害你们)
[00:05.140]But I'm only going to get this one chance(Six minutes, six minutes) (可是我要把握这唯一的机会)
[00:10.020]Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) (有什么不对劲，我能感觉到（六分钟，Slim Shady，该你出场了）)
[00:11.860]Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what (我只是觉得，要出大事儿了，但我不知道会发生什么)
[00:18.150]If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances (如果那意味着，我的意思是，我们将身处麻烦，大麻烦。如果他是像你说的那种疯子，那我不会冒险。)
[00:24.720]You were just what the doctor ordered (就是你！Dr.Dre的得意门生！)
[00:26.360]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God (此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临，降临)
[00:29.170]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod (所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆，摇摆)
[00:32.610]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? (就好像抽嘴巴的比赛，谁也打不到对方，对方)
[00:35.860]They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot (我的说唱精密的像个机器，你们大可叫我“说唱机器”)
[00:38.320]But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes (计算机般的说唱起源于基因)
[00:40.520]I got a laptop in my back pocket (可虽说我兜里装着笔记本)
[00:42.280]My pen'll go off when I half **** it (我的笔还是会在半击发状态冲膛而出)
[00:43.870]Got a fat knot from that rap profit (通过饶舌，我赚得盆盈钵满)
[00:45.340]Made a living and a killing off it (谋生同时，大杀四方)
[00:46.730]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office (那年Bill Clinton还是美国总统)
[00:48.330]With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his d**k (Monica Lewinsky还在和他发生关系)
[00:50.230]I'm an MC still as honest (时至今日，我依然是个敢说实话的MC)
[00:51.710]But as rude and as indecent as all hell (只不过我极度粗俗无礼，残暴下流)
[00:53.120]Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with) (惯用音律，噬杀成性)
[00:54.860]This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop (精通这巧妙滴，胡扯滴，嘻哈滴风格)
[00:56.240]You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity-rap (你一定不想掺和这充满火药味的说唱较量)
[00:58.780]Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack (小心我Acura车后藏着的冲锋枪，拒绝俗套的说唱，无关联的词我也赋予韵脚)
[01:01.740]And at the exact same time (与此同时)
[01:02.860]I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that (我一边练习一边尝试高难度饶舌杂技)
[01:04.780]I'll still be able to break a mother****ing table (这把岁数我依然能一下打倒一桌人)
[01:06.260]Over the back of a couple of mother****ers and crack it in half (包括从前那两位基佬，把他们撕成两半【曾与Em有beef的Insane Clown Posse的两位成员】)
[01:08.250]Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact (事后想想当初质疑我签Aftermath的人真是讽刺到家了)
[01:11.800]How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack (我怎么可能不红爆？而我要做的就是抛下满载我愤怒的F（）号炸弹)
[01:15.010]Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxi-Pad (于是rapper们的“那几天”就不太好过，像大号护垫【period隐喻经期】)
[01:17.160]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack (这对那些渣渣来说简直悲剧般糟糕)
[01:19.160]while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as (而我用神来之笔写出这首无以伦比的rap力作，因为我：)
[01:21.100]Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God (此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临，降临)
[01:24.540]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod (所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆，摇摆)
[01:27.710]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? (就好像抽嘴巴的比赛，谁也打不到对方，对方)
[01:30.950]Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard (来看看我轻松地保持状态到比赛的终场，终场)
[01:34.200]Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got (每个人都想要秘诀，成为我这种不朽说唱传奇)
[01:37.520]Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance (其实这宝典就是我怒火中的勃勃青春)
[01:40.030]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance (人们喜欢吹捧我有伤大雅的歌词)
[01:41.680]Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM) (做得都是摘星射月的大事，因为自出道我就惊天地泣鬼神)
[01:44.720]MC's get taken to school with this music (我的音乐让MC们自惭形秽，补习押韵)
[01:46.480]Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'pass the rhyme' (因为我创作的歌词韵脚完美，无懈可击)
[01:48.140]Now I lead a new school full of students (如同当年Busta Ryhmes引领New School风潮)
[01:50.180]Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim (我？本人集 Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, 还有, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy之大成，真心感谢)
[01:56.240]Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position (是他们让Slim汲取了足够灵感，厚积薄发才到了今天的地位)
[01:59.420]To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them into the mother****ing Rock n' (让我能在09年把Run D.M.C引进摇滚名人堂)
[02:02.960]Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames (尽管我这种邪恶化身，一进教堂就会被上帝燃成烈焰)
[02:06.120]Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame (我唯一能被引荐入住的名人堂就是酒鬼名人堂了)
[02:09.040]On the wall of shame (我的过去，被钉在耻辱柱上)
[02:10.250]You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames (你们这帮废物以为这只是儿戏，直到我脚下掀起一连串的光辉)
[02:13.310]Off of planking, tell me what in the **** are you thinking? (贴地飞行，告诉我你他妈在想些什么？)
[02:16.320]Little gay looking boy (搞基小男孩)
[02:17.510]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy (我都没法像你那么“直”接地跟别人形容你这样的货)
[02:19.550]You witnessing a mother****ing (你见证了我掀起的这场狂屠)
[02:20.780]Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy (围观这些受害者就像礼拜的宗教狂徒那么多)
[02:22.910]Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy (哦嘿，这小子是Gay，人们都这么说这货)
[02:26.130]You get a thumbs up, pat on the back (还有人竖大拇哥，赞赏有加)
[02:27.580]And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy (你就怪怪地做任公司摆布的货)
[02:29.280]Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy? (嘿，那个谁，你还有什么想说的？)
[02:30.920]I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy (我身后还有个喜欢像Dr.Dre一样说“嘿耶”的货)
[02:32.500]I'mma work for everything I have (我要为我拥有的一切努力工作)
[02:33.960]Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy (你赶紧滚开，因为我从不向别人乞求什么)
[02:35.750]Basically boy you're never gonna be capable (其实你的能力根本就不够)
[02:37.780]To keep up with the same pace looking boy (用来跟上我这么快的节奏)
[02:39.090]Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God (此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临，降临)
[02:42.360]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod (所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆，摇摆)
[02:45.520]The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar (在每个音轨见穿梭自如，叫我纳斯卡，纳斯卡)
[02:48.720]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God (住在拖车公园的车神Dale Earnhardt，白人垃圾里的上帝【纳斯卡传奇车手Dale Earnhardt死于赛道，Em比喻自己也将为说唱死而后已】)
[02:51.480]Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard (快跪迎佐德将军【氪星毁灭的元凶】莅临，把这里变成氪星【超人老家】而不是Asgard【北欧仙宫】)
[02:55.200]So you be Thor and I'll be Odin (若你是雷神索尔，那我就是你爹奥丁)
[02:56.840]You rodent, I'm omnipotent (鼠辈别想逃离我的无限权力)
[02:58.980]Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' (扔下一枚炸弹迅速就能再装填一枚给你)
[03:01.880]And I should not be woken (最好别把我唤醒)
[03:03.840]I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating (我是不死传奇，虽然我只剩下会说话的头颅在街上游走)
[03:07.010]But I got your mom deep throating (但是我的身体却在你妈妈那里交会)
[03:08.570]I'm out my ramen noodle (我的大脑不受控制)
[03:09.850]We have nothing in common, poodle (别以为咱们有什么共同点，你不过是个下贱走狗)
[03:11.450]I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil (我是凶恶的杜宾犬，把你扼死在怀里以示真诚)
[03:15.000]It's me, my honesty's brutal (我的诚恳是如此残忍蛮横)
[03:17.720]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though (可如果我把我曾经的付出白白荒废，那就什么用都没有)
[03:20.580]For good at least once in a while (所以我时不时地来)
[03:21.980]So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle (看看我的草稿和涂鸦是否散落在某处)
[03:24.520]Enough rhymes to maybe try to help and  get some people through tough times (我要写的足够多，才能让效仿我的废材渡过难关)
[03:27.720]But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned (还要用上许多双关来确保有公司把他们签入帐下)
[03:30.880]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime (所以rapper们看到我好像看到美味佳肴)
[03:33.250]I know there was a time where once I (我知道我曾经有一阵子)
[03:35.010]Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind (堪称“地下说唱”王者，现在我依然像Pharoahe Monch如法老般称王)
[03:38.230]So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine (所以我对歌词反复咀嚼，可还是有人断章取义)
[03:40.280]Appeal with the skin color of mine (炒作我的肤色，让我大红大紫)
[03:42.150]You get too big and here they come trying to censor you (人们就开始花时间去)
[03:44.550]Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP (审查那首“I'm Back"和”Mathers LP“专辑)
[03:47.260]One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine (歌词写道”我想把儿童剧里的七个孩子带出来“)
[03:50.090]Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine (一个个站好，拿他们用AK-47，左轮枪和微冲试试枪法)
[03:53.870]See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal (我倒真想看看时至今日我这么做是否还有人关注，现在的我已经踏入了永生的大门)
[03:59.960]You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though (可你还停留在我2004年的作品风格)
[04:01.990]And I don't know what the **** that you rhyme for (我真不知道你们还有什么新鲜的)
[04:04.190]You're pointless as Rapunzel with ****ing cornrows (都快把童话里的长发莴苣姑娘改成玉米辫子头)
[04:06.730]You're like normal, **** being normal (你们泯然众生，我他妈才不同流合污)
[04:08.520]And I just bought a new Raygun from the future (穿越未来带着镭射枪)
[04:10.570]To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad (给你一枪，就像Fabolous攻击Ray J一样)
[04:13.100]Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad (Fab说，Ray那基样还敢往拳王梅威瑟的聚会上站)
[04:15.050]Singin' to a man while they played piano (一边弹琴还一边对着个男的唱歌)
[04:16.580]Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel (我的老天，当年这事儿都成了电视上的一周特讯了)
[04:19.740]So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day (于是第二天Ray J就直奔电台)
[04:22.550]''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you'' (回应道“Fab,我特么弄死你”)
[04:23.770]Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) (音速穿越回现在，下面请听好这语速有多快【模仿女子组合JJ Fad】)
[04:25.920]Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human (说着“萨玛，喇嘛，大马，辣妈”的外星语言，你可以当我是个人类)
[04:28.030]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman (我只是想要与你接触，我是超人，别想伤害我)
[04:29.300]Innovative and I'm made of rubber (我的创新技巧就像全身的橡胶防御)
[04:30.440]So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you (你对我的诋毁都会弹回到你身上，把你死死黏住)
[04:32.500]I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating (我的破坏力无穷，前所未有)
[04:34.110]How to give a mother****ing audience a feeling like it's levitating (你绝对不知道我怎么让听我歌的人飘飘欲仙)
[04:35.740]Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting (这能力永不减弱，我知道恨我的人都在等那一天)
[04:37.640]For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating (因为到了那一天他们就能断言我落下神坛，就此弹冠相庆)
[04:39.200]Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated (因为我也知道是我的音乐高人一等)
[04:40.470]I make elevating music, you make elevator music (才成为众矢之的，你们那些不过是像电梯一样只会原地踏步的音乐罢了)
[04:42.700]Oh, he's too mainstream (“噢，他的歌太主流了吧”)
[04:43.780]Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it (你们这么说不过是嫉妒心作祟，无能为力罢了)
[04:46.090]It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it (“他唱的根本不是hip hop，是流行歌曲”当我把二者结合你只会这么说)
[04:48.710]With rock, shock rap with Doc (还有摇滚，以及当时我携Dr.Dre轰动歌坛)
[04:50.720]Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it (去一边听听lose yourself吧，吓尿了你)
[04:52.600]I don't know how to make songs like that (你词穷的样子就像“完全不会写歌啊”)
[04:53.920]I don't know what words to use (“怎么措辞啊”)
[04:55.410]Let me know when it occurs to you (有问题了就告诉我)
[04:56.790]While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you (尤其是当我把那些让你为难的唱段撕得粉碎)
[04:58.410]It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you (这简直是就是一系列的灾难，伤你于无形)
[05:00.090]How many verses I gotta murder to prove (如果说我要用谋杀来证明我的歌词)
[05:01.580]That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too (那你这半吊子的水准就该卖初夜去)
[05:05.230]School flunkie, pill junky (你们这些校园脏痞，吃药药成瘾)
[05:07.390]But look at the accolades the skills brung me (来看看这一身能耐带给我的赞誉)
[05:09.940]Full of myself, but still hungry (感到充实却依然饥饿不已)
[05:11.810]I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to (有些事一旦认准了我就会不断强迫我自己)
[05:14.630]And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues (我的境界甩你几条街，一张嘴就带着恶意)
[05:18.270]But it's still tongue in cheek, **** you (但也许只是挖苦你，滚粗)
[05:20.060]I'm drunk so Satan take the ****ing wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat (撒旦开车，烂醉的我坐在副驾席)
[05:23.710]Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky (放着Heavy D的组合Boyz的那首歌Chunky,but funky)
[05:26.210]But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling (可此时纠结和挣扎却浮现在我的脑海里)
[05:29.940]Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me (好像天使和魔鬼缠斗在一起)
[05:33.460]They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate (其中一个让我把对女人的怨恨都变没)
[05:35.220]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had (可要是想起从前伤害过我的那些女人来)
[05:37.340]Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation (你就会为我如今的处境报以同情怜悯)
[05:40.200]And understand the discrimination (并明白我多么藐视她们那些人)
[05:42.200]But **** it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then (不过这都是扯淡，生命赐予你苦涩的柠檬，是让你享用它榨成的水)
[05:45.070]But if I can't batter the women how the **** am I supposed to bake them a cake then? (可我要是不找个姑娘胖揍一顿，我又该怎么写歌弥补罪刑？【暗指Chris Brown对RiRi实施家暴后，与其共同演绎“Birthday cake”这首歌】)
[05:48.740]Don't mistake it for Satan (你们不要再误会撒旦他老人家啦【澄清大众对于自己“光明会illuminati”身份谣言】)
[05:49.980]It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas (你们多错误的认为我现在应该出国养老去)
[05:52.020]And take a vacation to trip a broad (放个长假，“绊”着个女人旅旅行)
[05:53.950]And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard (让她脸着地，拖着她走，一刻也不能停)
[05:56.670]Be a king? Think not—why be a king when you can be a God? (接下来登基称王？不要——干嘛要成为国王？你明明可以做上帝！！)